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# Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Moogles, Ranked
- URL: https://aftermath.site/final-fantasy-vii-rebirth-moogles/
- Published: 2024-03-12T20:41:34.000Z
- Updated: 2025-10-27T17:17:40.000Z
- Author: Nathan Grayson
- Tags: Underexplained Lists, Video Games, final fantasy, final fantasy vii rebirth, moogles, playstation 5, square enix, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2025-10-27 13:00

*Final Fantasy VII Rebirth*, like basically all *Final Fantasy* games, contains Moogles – aka little floating puffball guys who say “kupo” a lot. One of *Rebirth*’s several thousand minigames involves repeatedly rounding up a small handful of especially mischievous Moogles. Let’s rank them.

1. Getting hit by a truck.
2. Getting hit by a slightly smaller truck.
3. Getting hit by a bigger truck.
4. Getting [pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyWxCd%5FR-k&ref=aftermath.site).
5. Getting hit by a truck that’s actually a Transformer, robot in disguise.
6. Getting hit by a truck driven by an estranged family member you never thought you’d see again.
7. Getting hit by a truck once, miraculously emerging with no injuries, and then getting hit by the same truck again.
8. Getting hit by a truck once, miraculously emerging with no injuries, and then getting hit by a different truck.
9. Getting hit by all the above trucks at once.
10. Getting hit by all the above trucks first in succession, then at once as a kind of *Dragon Ball Z*\-like [familial finishing blow](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Family%5FKamehameha?ref=aftermath.site).
11. Moogle Merchant.
12. Mokey (the yellow one).
13. Molulu (the blue one).
14. Moog (the white one).
15. Mosh (the green one).
16. Molala (the orange one).