- Hammer (Sledge)
- Acoustic Guitar
- Mandolin
- Putter
- Shovel (Full-sized)
- Lead Pipe
- Pliers On A Long Stick
- Hammer (Regular)
- Butt Of Any Gun
- Plunger
- Umbrella
- Violin
- Pliers On A Short Stick
- Bone Shaped Club
- Candlestick (Two Handed)
- Wrench
- Broom (Push)
- Flute
- Frying Pan
- Saucepan
- Crowbar
- Wooden Spoon (Curved)
- Wooden Spoon (Squared Off)
- Small Shovel
- Dustpan
- Shower Brush
- Violin Bow
- Pickax (Large)
- Saucepan
- Bell (Hand)
- Pickax (Handheld)
- Mess Kit
- Broom (Whisk)
- Truncheon
- This Weird Kind Of Fork Thing
- Candlestick (Handheld)
- Bottle
- Some Kind Of Fly Swatter
- Torch (Lit) (Note: Does not set person on fire)
- Torch (Unlit)
- Paint Brush
- Horse Brush
- Cane
- Roman Bust (Note: Can be picked up but cannot be used as a weapon, which it should be)
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Objects To Hit Fascists With In Indiana Jones, Ranked
I've been playing Indiana Jones and The Great Circle and have constructed a ranking internally.

Indiana Jones, either before or after hitting a guy with something. Credit: MachineGames
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