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Gather Round To Watch Asmongold Suffer

Lol, lmao

Gather Round To Watch Asmongold Suffer
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Sentient pile of garbage Asmongold held a stream last night to watch the midterm election results. Like the giant baby he is, as soon as things weren’t going his way, he cut it off early.

Asmongold, whose real name is Zack Hoyt, is a horrible person, and also a resident of Texas and an openly racist advocate for the GOP. He has been temporarily banned from Twitch in the past for saying that Palestinians come from an “inferior culture,” and has also said that joining ICE would be his dream job. Last night he had a front row seat to the state of Texas electing Democrat James Talarico to Senate, Democrat Gina Hinojosa to Governor, Democrat Nathan Johnson to Attorney General, and also the entire state shifting blue by 25 points. He was not pleased by this news.

“I totally support the Iran war, I totally supported ICE, I totally supported Trump getting rid of DEI, and I’m not fucking sorry,” he said to an audience of fifty thousand viewers. “I wish there were more people like me, that weren’t sorry about it. But you know what? There’s not. So it’s just me.”

He ended the stream shortly after, to which I say: lol, lmao. Enjoy Blexas!

Gita Jackson

Gita Jackson

Co-owner of the good website Aftermath.

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