The Hater’s Guide To Hating (With Ed Zitron)
"There’s a very big difference between being a hater and being hateful"
"There’s a very big difference between being a hater and being hateful"
"What part of Xbox are you wanting to delete, and which part of Xbox do you want to go back to? Because I’m very suspicious of which part of Xbox it is"
"I’m just like ehhhh. That new Naughty Dog game will probably be good, but I don’t need to buy a now-$900 PS5 Pro to play it"
"People aren’t gonna buy three consoles, because nobody has money, because of AI—because of Microsoft"
"Could you patch the Titanic when it was halfway down? No, that was sunk the second it hit the iceberg"
"At some point, the question needs to be asked: Why do we have to keep shoehorning interesting, novel concepts into horror?"
"If you’ve thought about it, then guess what? You’ve done more than 99 percent of the people who play video games"
"The dream of something that feels like Forza but has the love of it all of Gran Turismo"
"Nintendo’s just like 'You’ll buy it again, you son of a bitch.' And we will"