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Chris Person

Creator of Highlight Reel, contributor at Aftermath.

The Sweet Spot Of IMDb Is 6.3-7.6 

Please enjoy my arbitrary and unscientific system for accounting for IMDb's awful rating scale.

October 16, 2025

Baby Steps’ Manbreaker Did Not Break Me

Baby Steps' Manbreaker is an optional, brutal challenge that is as much a test of your humility as it is your skill.

October 8, 2025

The AirPods Pro 3 Are Everything I Wanted, And They’re Crucially Flawed

The AirPods Pro 3 are a generational leap in technology, kneecapped by Apple’s showy tuning and hubris.

October 1, 2025

I Love Silksong Even When It Bugs Me

Hollow Knight: Silksong is a once-in-a-generation platformer and a labor of love. But it's full of tiny things that rub me the wrong way.

September 23, 2025

Signal Rolls Out Secure Backups Just After I Had To Nuke My Message History

Signal is allowing users to opt-in to secure backups in their beta, one of their most requested features. I wish it had come sooner.

September 11, 2025

The OXO Rapid Brewer Is Great For Coffee And Better For ‘Soup’

The OXO Brew Rapid Brewer is a fantastic portable coffee brewer. But coffee nerds are pushing it to its limit with 'soup' shots.

September 4, 2025

Vivi Is Screwing Up Magic: The Gathering, And You Know What? Good For Him

Vivi Ornitier is just a little guy, and I'm happy he's screwing Magic up a little.

August 28, 2025

The Naked Gun Will Heal Cinema

The Naked Gun is a glorious return to lowbrow humor, and an acknowledgement that we're not better than an extended poop joke.