Movies
The Baby Assassins Trilogy Revived The Lost Art Of Whimsical Action Comedies—And It’s Pretty Gay
Reject John Wick-ification. Embrace silly girlfailures who kick ass.
Linda Linda Linda Is Good Good Good
Like a rat, I want to be beautiful, because there’s a kind of beauty that can’t be photographed
The Naked Gun Will Heal Cinema
The Naked Gun is a glorious return to lowbrow humor, and an acknowledgement that we're not better than an extended poop joke.
Eddington Is A Compelling COVID Drama Until It Isn’t
The film is neither good nor bad, but a secret third thing.
Thunderbolts* Could Have Been Marvel’s Cube
It could have been an escape room movie starring Florence Pugh, but we got New Avengers instead
There Is No Getting Back On This Ride
It's not cinema, it's user retention
Grace Did Nothing Wrong
Some Sinners fans need to ease up on homegirl
Fine, I’ll Play Star Wars XCOM
It's got permadeath, and that's enough for me
I’m Cursed With Knowledge About Zootopia’s Abortion Fan Comic, And Now So Are You
Blame Zootopia 2 for flying too close to 2017 Tumblr brain rot
