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Microsoft Should Make A Version Of Windows That Doesn’t Suck And Then Gets Worse
I am the first and only person to suggest this bold and innovative new idea.
No, You Can’t Pet The Dog In Hades 2 (Yet)
Every dog has its day, but some have to wait longer than others
The Avalanche Guide To Insurrection
Final Fantasy VII taught me that militant resistance is sometimes not only necessary, but morally correct
Nobody Has The Time To Play All These Excellent Video Games
Where the fuck did all these bangers come from?
I Don’t Want To Spend My One Wild And Precious Life Dealing With Google’s AI Search
Google's AI search has come for me
Stop Trying To Defeat Racism With Logic
There's a black samurai in the new Assassin's Creed game, and it has made some people mad. You simply don't have to argue about it.
More Animation Should Have Weird Songs
Home Movies was the best show on television and I will fight you if you say otherwise