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The Trump Halo Memes Aren’t Supposed To Make Sense

It's me, the sucker trying to figure them out anyway

October 27, 2025

I Can’t Believe We’re Still Talking About This

CollarGate is one of the internet's dumbest psychosis events yet

October 14, 2025

OK, But You Do Know You’re Eulogizing Charlie Kirk, Right?

Are we talking about the same guy, NYT, MSNBC, and Gavin Newsom?

September 11, 2025

It Happened To Me: I Wrote Those Shitty Tweet Roundups

I wasn’t writing blogs about what “the internet” was reacting to—I was writing to describe what I see as “the internet.”

April 10, 2025

Bluesky Is Good (For Now)

"You want to always be a little bit mad at the mods"

November 22, 2024

Every Website Needs Just Three Rules

'There Will Be NO RELENTING ON FACTS'

August 29, 2024